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Why Brand Behavior Beats Purpose, Vision, Mission, and Values
I used to think the secret to running a business was polishing perfect purpose, vision, and mission statements. We even put them on our barbecue restaurant website. But here’s the crazy. Nobody cares about your mission statement when they’re ordering ribs.
What folx do notice is how you behave. How you treat folx under pressure, how you handle a problem, how you show up when nobody’s clapping or watching. From raising “barbecue babies” in our restaurant to watching Nike stan
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The Ecosystem of Branding: Plan, Implement, Enforce
When you attempt to enforce a brand without planning, you're yelling orders with no blueprint. When you attempt to implement without enforcing, you’re building fast and crooked. And when you plan without implementing, you’re sitting on brilliance no one will ever see.
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You Have A Brand Behavior Problem: And Data Can't Fix It
Sometimes they wanna throw out the whole business and start over. What kinda shit is that? It's real shit, and I've been there. But here’s what I’ve learned over years of doing brand strategy, a restaurant hustle, and consulting with brilliant but overwhelmed folx with beautiful ideas:
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DIY Brand Renovation: Brandma's House
Brandma’s House is still standing, but shit was creaking in a few places, and the rooms were begging to be converted into Wings. So I’ve been pulling up rugs, patching walls, and tossing shit left and right because it didn't fit or I didn't wanna be bothered.
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When You’re the Only One at the Top: Why Micro-Insurgent Founders Burn Out
You're not running a business. You're running through one, holding every piece together while trying to make your brand make sense to the outside world.
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What Slutty Vegan's Comeback Teaches About Brand Exit Strategy
Pinky Cole Hayes, founder of Slutty Vegan, author of I Hope You Fail, and now low-key queen of the comeback, recently had a
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Ben & Jerry’s Separation from Unilever and the Acquisition Habit
The story of Ben & Jerry’s and its ongoing saga to separate from its parent company, Unilever, offers a reality check example of
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Snoop Dogg's Market Disruption Fail
Here’s my issue: the Snoopermarket isn’t about furthering the Snoop Dogg brand; it’s trading on celebrity. It’s the kind of sloppy shit...
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