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Consider it the house rules

Y'all know how it goes. "My house, my rules?" 

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Time is money

Time is money so I expect you to show up on time and not leave me hang’n like some chump. If you can’t make it, you betta call Home as early as possible. Your time with me is limited and if you don’t use it, you lose it.

Yes, there's rules to this shit

Welcome to Brandma's House where every Brandbaby is as younique as their fingerprint. As your Brandmother, I expect you to respect The House and you will be respected in return. I want you to come correct when you hit these business streets. I want you to hold your head up while you stand ten toes down. 

Respectfully Rebellious

You have permission to be respectfully rebellious. That means honest communication if I push too hard, but be respectful. If you hate something I said, tell me so we find a solution now instead of fixing a problem later. If all you’re gonna give me is stink eye without communication, then you’ll probably end up running away from Home. 

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Invest In Yourself

You will invest in yourself and your brand. This does not mean spending money you can’t spare. But, if you can spare it, spend it. The same goes for your time. Learn, know, and understand your industry. Find opportunities to come Home better than you left. Don’t be out here half-ass’n expecting millions. 

Don't Waste It

In this House, you will put in work to activate your brand. Emergencies are one thing, excuses are another. Don’t come Home with excuses. If you don’t put in the work, you’re wasting my time and your money and there are no refunds. 

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Cost To Be The Boss

I paid the cost to be the boss in this HOUSE, so listen when I tell you something. I know what I’m doing and have the grey hairs to prove it. If you think you know better than me, then trust that it’s time for you to leave Home. 

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