
This is not a discovery call.
You want some nurturing, advice, or guidance.
It’s a strategy session with baked in truth.
You're building something real, but you’re stuck. Not because you’re lazy or lost.
But because you’ve been running on hustle and hope instead of boundaries and behavior.
You don’t need more content.
You don’t need another template.
You need a Brandmother who sees through the bullshit.
What happens in a N.A.G. session
You want some nurturing, advice, or guidance.
In 90 minutes, we get in, get clear, and get you out. You bring the chaos, confusion, or questions. You leave with a branded plan of action that aligns with what you want.
N.A.G.ing like only a Brandma can:
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Nurture: Create emotional safety to say what’s really on your mind
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Advise: Listen, analyze, and I tell you the truth, no sugar, no shade
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Guide: Walk you through the next strategic move that fits you are, not who the market says you should be


This if for you if...
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You’re tired of performing a brand you’ve outgrown
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You’re caught between a startup rock and a plateaued hard place
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You’re debating a rebrand, a new offer, or just ready to stop
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You want someone who sees your blind spots and your brilliance
What you walk away with
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A brand behavior shift you can act on immediately
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A strategy map suited to your rare bandwidth and boundaries
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Access to the read.ai replay and summary in case you didn't take all the notes

1 hr 30 min
1,500 US dollars
Why this may not be for you
This isn’t a pitch funnel. This isn’t a sneak peek.
This is a one-time, hit-it-and-quit-it session for Founders who are tired of circling the same fucking tree..
I’m not here to fix your face. I’m here to N.A.G. you about your brand.
If you need more than a one and done click an option below.