The Diagnostics
Take time to figure out what's burning down your branded house
It's okay to come in mad about messaging, visibility, inconsistent offers, exhaustion, or a brand that suddenly feels harder to lead. Maybe that's the smoke but that doesn't mean it's the fire.
This is where Brandma examines the evidence, connects the receipts, and names the pattern you may be too close to see.
You bring the business, the brand, the language, the behavior, and the truth you have access to. Brandma brings the judgment, pattern recognition, and strategic interpretation.
Founder Brand Fit Forecast™
Does the brand you built still fit the Founder you’ve become?
Founders track leads, likes, and revenue. They don’t track fit. That's how burnout, resentment, energy leakage, and a brand you can no longer stand sneaks up on you with respectable numbers.
This is a private, behavior-first diagnostic that examines the fit between you and your brand like messy B.E.D.S.:
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Behavior
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Energy
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Desire
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Structure
This is not about whether the brand looks good or appears successful from the outside. This is about whether you can actually live inside the thing you built without betraying your behavior, starving your desires, draining your capacity, or becoming trapped inside your own success.
Investment: $2500
Voice Capacity Crown Fit™
Can your voice wear the crown your brand requires?
A brand voice can sound polished and still carry no weight. It can sound bold while the Founder keeps shrinking behind the message. It can make promises the offers, boundaries, delivery, and Brand Behavior cannot support.
This is a private, behavior-first diagnostic that examines whether your voice has the authority and capacity for how the crown is W.O.R.N.™:
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Weight
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Ownership
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Range
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Nerve
You leave with a formal report, your current Crown Fit condition, authority and credibility gaps, capacity findings, signature-language opportunities, and a Voice Activation Plan for putting the findings to work.
Investment: $2500
Brand Behavior Bullshit Detox™
What Founder behavior keeps creating fallout throughout the brand?
This is the deeper intervention. A detox traces the habits, distortions, boundaries, and repeated decisions creating consequences across audience, messaging, offers, operations, and emotional relationship with the brand. We look at things like...
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Brand Crumbs™ your behavior leaves behind
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Distortions & desires driving the pattern
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Boundaries you enforce, avoid, or keep negotiating
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Where Founder behavior leaks into Brand Behavior
You leave with a report, priority behavioral findings, boundary and leakage analysis, and a 90-day Behavioral Activation Plan.
This is not worksheet and a send off to journal about your feelings. We name the behavior, track the consequences, and decide what happens differently.
Investment: $3,500
Which diagnostic do you need
Choose the Founder Brand Fit Forecast™ when the larger question is whether the current brand still fits who you are, how you work, and where you are going.
Choose the Voice Capacity Crown Fit™ when the brand sounds inconsistent, overly polished, diluted, or nothing like the Founder folx meet in real life.
Choose the Brand Behavior Bullshit Detox™ when repeated habits, weak boundaries, distortions, or Founder behavior keep creating consequences throughout the entire brand.
A Private Room works on the issue you bring. A Diagnostic investigates the system surrounding it.
Choose the one that answers the question keeping you up, not the one with the most pages or the biggest name.
No pressure 🥃 No guilt 🥃 No theatrics