FOUNDATION
Founder-First Brand Architecture™
Structure your brand like a house with YOU as the cornerstone.
Structure & Strategy
FRAMING
Micro-Insurgent Branding™
Frame it with bold, rebellious positioning that doesn’t just stand out, it stands up.
Position & Presence
FUNCTION
Brand Behavior™
Make it behave in a way that reflects your leadership, your values, and your voice.
Action & Alignment
Because a brand isn’t just what it looks like 💋 it’s how it behaves when nobody’s watching.
Can you handle a N.A.G.
Brandma’s House was built for Founders who are self-aware but behaviorally stuck and stagnant.
If that’s you, pour yourself a drink:
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Solo Consultants: lawyers, consultants, financial advisors, real estate agents. You make good money but still people-pleasing, clinging to an outdated identity, and undercharging because growth feels greedy.
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Creatives: you’re dripping in talent but caught in over-giving and comparison traps. You’ve got the work but not the independence or tranquility you want because broke clients stay booking.
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Thought Leaders: your receipts are long, your credibility is tight, but you’re still sitting on the sidelines because you’re scared that scaling will cost you your idealism or expose you as undeserving.
If growth feels exhausting, visibility feels like a performance, and your brand feels like a chore...
That's a Brand Behavior problem.
Let’s fix that.
Don't hate the playa, hate the brand!
Most folx big mad at the game when it’s really their brand that’s play'n in their face.
You don’t need another tip, trick or hack.
You don't need another content calendar
You need a strategy that speaks you fluently. That's Brand Behavior™ do'n the damn thing.
Folx need to know you're not new to this, you're true to this.
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Being self-aware but stuck? Not cute.
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Having a story and no strategy? Not cute.
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Showing confidence without clarity? Still not cute.
From cooking to creative to consultants, this House was built to raise brands, not perform for 'em.
Putting the Founder first instead of the customer is not selfish. It's strategic brand leadership.
Brandparenting™ is an approach to Nurture, Advise, and Guide (N.A.G.™) your Brand Behavior™
Brandparenting™ & Brand Behavior™ POV
Brandparenting™: Where Brands Get Raised, Not Built
Most folx try to build a brand from the outside in; logos, likes, and lip service.
Around here? We raise brands from the Founder out.
That’s Brandparenting™: Nurture. Advise. Guide. (N.A.G.™)
Because you’re not raising a brand for right now.
You’re raising one for your legacy.
Brand Behavior™: The Proof in the Brand Pudding
A brand isn’t just what it says, it’s what it does.
Brand Behavior™ is your strategy in motion. The way your brand shows up, sounds off, and stays consistent without performance fatigue.
Because consistency isn’t a content calendar. It’s a behavior. And I’ll N.A.G.™ you until it sticks.
Get Hooked Up in Brandma's House
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Remodeling Suite
For Brandbabies who wanna drink with the owner while the work gets done.
Business over 5 years old? Get ready to sit back and drink it all in.
N.A.G.™ you through every stage of your Brand Behavior Activation™ while you sip and watch it all get done.
Starts at $8,000/mo
Brandma Talk'n Shit On...
Got a mic, a camera, or a room full of founders? I’ve got something to say.
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MEET THE
Ghetto Country Brandmother®
I’m the Ghetto Country Brandmother®, but you can call me Brandma.
I don’t build brands, I raise them. Around here, we don’t do branding for the ‘Gram. We do Brand Behavior™ - branding that moves, leads, and lasts.
I N.A.G.™ - Nurture, Advise, Guide - Founders until their brand behaves like the leader behind it.
If you’re ready to build a branded house instead of playing dress-up with your business, I’ve got the strategy, the bourbon, and the receipts.